The Bearded Lady

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

(via a-wynning)

allieinarden:

Okay, so the No Fear Shakespeare version of any play in the canon is bound to be unintentionally hilarious and raise more questions than answers, but I think Hamlet has to take the cake. I mean, look at this.
"I felt like skipping school, sir."
He felt like skipping school. 
Horatio crossed a pirate-infested ocean and went to a war-torn foreign country to go crash with a potentially unstable and undoubtedly depressed former classmate.
…So he could cut class. 
Days later, you know, he’s surrounded by freshly stabbed and poisoned courtiers, his best friend’s dying in his arms—“hey, isn’t it, like, finals week or something? Dodged that bullet!”

allieinarden:

Okay, so the No Fear Shakespeare version of any play in the canon is bound to be unintentionally hilarious and raise more questions than answers, but I think Hamlet has to take the cake. I mean, look at this.

"I felt like skipping school, sir."

He felt like skipping school. 

Horatio crossed a pirate-infested ocean and went to a war-torn foreign country to go crash with a potentially unstable and undoubtedly depressed former classmate.

…So he could cut class. 

Days later, you know, he’s surrounded by freshly stabbed and poisoned courtiers, his best friend’s dying in his arms—“hey, isn’t it, like, finals week or something? Dodged that bullet!”

(via peonyfeather)

theweetosdoesart:

lich-like-lichen:

theweetosdoesart:

Even if Billy would have wanted to be a boy it’s not like he would have had the choice anyway

Ummm, I’m sorry I just started shipping Billy and Peter because they are both too cute! I mean what if they just like went off to the playground or something to hang out after this and were talking and having fun then they just hold hands as the sun sets! So adorable!

This little story is too cute to handle

(via bebopgun)